An elderly couple was settling in for the night, getting ready for bed. Just as the old man snuggled under the covers, he let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points!”
His wife, totally confused, turned to him and asked, “What are you talking about?”
Not one to be outdone, the wife waited a few seconds, then let out her own impressive fart and, with a wink, said, “Touchdown! Tie game!”
After a brief pause, the old man fired back with another loud one and smirked, “Aha! 14 to 7! I’m back in the lead!”
But the wife wasn’t done yet. She let out another big one and grinned, “Touchdown! Tie game again!” Then, with a little squeak, she added, “Field goal!”
And just like that, their bedtime routine turned into the most hilarious game of flatulence football ever! 😂💨
